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winchesterlicious:

My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”

and I was like “…what”

and then she took my hand

and gave me this carrot

I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing

a little song my friend once sang

Hey mom, 

what’s for dinner?

is it pasta?

come fuck me.